03/6/2015 update from Tan Jiu, translated by Yaoi-BLCD. IF YOU USE OUR TRANSLATIONS YOU MUST CREDIT BACK TO THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR!!!!!! (TAN JIU). DO NOT USE FOR ANY PRINT/ PUBLICATIONS/ FOR PROFIT REASONS WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM THE AUTHOR!!!!!!!!!!!
ok ok but imagine the pines's going back to GF in a few years time when theyre like 16 and know more abt themselves aka when they both realise they're Definitely Not Heterosexual (gay dipper+ pan mabel im thinking) and like, mabel runs into pacifica and she's much more tame and nice (and hot) and dipper runs into some nerdy boy and they both go to each other with their crushy woes like "dude wtf do i do" and then cute gay summer romances happen (hope u dont mind me headcanoning ur ask box oops)
personally i don’t need pacifica to be tamed or that much nicer like maybe just a bit more grown and self-aware, basically the direction she was heading towards anyway, my sweet awful princess. i like the idea of mabel skillfully combating her snooty sarcasm with her optimism and rubbing it off on pacifica who’s kinda horrified
also i like to imagine pacifica crushing real hard on mabel too except mabel is completely oblivious bc pacifica is the type to keep things under the surface so when they meet it’s like
also dipper discovering he’s actually p gay (although i prefer to think that in a more general sense since strictly speaking i think dipper’s bi due to previous Infatuation with a certain redhead)
except he doesn’t discover it because he’s not so good at these things so everyone from mabel to soos’s grandma is telling him he’s gay all thru summer and he’s just
meanwhile mabs and pac are flirting in the only way i knew how to flirt as a teenager which was jokey and outrageous
a summer of Love and also cheesy pick-up lines
and charts explaining to dipper why he Likes a boy. i’m all in. bonus: